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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Unwrap a smile with this oval Porter ornament—designed for Porter enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a cheeky nod to retirement. It blends holiday charm with a touch of nostalgia, making it a memorable gift or a playful addition to your own decor.
- Material: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durable color that lasts
- Design: White oval ornament featuring the bold quote “Retired Porter. Figure It Out Yourself.” in bright, easy-to-read typography
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, ideal for households with kids or pets
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for quick, hassle-free displaying
- Versatility: Perfect on Christmas trees, garlands, or as a charming mantel/decor accent
- Gift Appeal: A humorous, heartfelt gift idea for Porter lovers, retirees, or friends who enjoy a playful nod to the Porter life
This ornament delivers more than festive flair—it captures nostalgia for the days on the job while adding a lighthearted joke about retirement. The durable construction and bright print ensure the message stays vibrant for seasons to come. Ease of display, a timeless white surface, and a classic oval shape make it a standout gift or keepsake for any Porter admirer.
