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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the blend of intellect and holiday cheer with a circle ornament designed for families who value science and humor. The bold statement—"All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Psychiatrist"—is captured with a bright sublimated print on a durable MDF disc.
- Size: 2.75" tall, 1/8" thick; weighs approximately 0.5 oz
- Material & Finish: Durable MDF with a high-gloss finish for a polished look
- Print: Edge-to-edge sublimation ensures vivid, long-lasting text
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy display on any branch
- Design: Circular ornament featuring the witty quote, ready to become a tree centerpiece
- Safety & Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, safe for homes with children or pets and built to last for many holiday seasons
Add to cart to give a unique, conversation-starting gift that honors both family and professional achievement. The ornament’s compact size fits a variety of tree layouts, from small tabletop displays to larger Christmas trees, while the durable construction keeps it-bright through many celebrations.
