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An oval, high-gloss ornament that celebrates insight with wit, perfect for coworkers, friends, or family. It features the quote “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Psychiatrist” printed edge-to-edge to catch the eye and spark conversation.
- Size: 3.25-inch height, 1/8-inch thickness
- Material & Finish: White MDF with a durable, high-gloss finish
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimated ink for vivid, long-lasting color
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord ready for immediate display
- Use & Appeal: Ideal for Christmas trees, mantels, desks, or shelves; a clever nod to the mental health field
- Occasions: Great for friends, colleagues, or family; suitable as a birthday, retirement, or thank-you gift to a caring professional
This ornament is designed to brighten workspaces and homes alike, turning ordinary decor into a conversation starter. Its durable MDF construction keeps the colors vibrant year after year, while the included gold cord makes it ready to hang the moment it arrives. A playful reminder that humor and empathy can coexist with professional dedication.
