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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Meet the Interlaced Leather Bracelet — a witty, stylish gift for Dispatchers and their friends, carrying the bold message: "I'm A Dispatcher. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity." Crafted from stainless steel and PU leather for everyday wear.
- Material: Interlaced stainless steel and PU leather deliver durability with a comfortable, everyday feel.
- Engraving: Engraved stainless steel element preserves the witty quote and adds a refined touch.
- Length: 7.87 inches in length, designed to fit most wrist sizes for all-day wear.
- Design: Classic interlaced strap with a versatile look that pairs with casual and smart-casual outfits.
- Gift-ready for Valentine’s: Thoughtful option for Dispatcher friends, family members, or coworkers who appreciate humor.
This bracelet does more than accessorize; it signals identity and humor in the Dispatcher world. The durable engraving resists wear, so the message remains legible over time, while the interlaced design offers comfortable wear that suits daily shifts. It’s a unique Valentine’s gift that stands out from generic tokens, perfect for celebrating a Dispatcher you admire—whether a friend, family member, or coworker—without sacrificing professional charm.
