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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Designed for reporters, journalists, and aspiring writers, this stainless steel keychain brings a playful reminder that every voice deserves a platform. Whether marking a birthday or a promotion, it features the laser-etched message "All men are created equal but the coolest become a reporter," turning a simple accessory into a statement of purpose.
- Material: Crafted from stainless steel with a matte black finish that is highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration.
- Dimensions: Measures 1.57 by 0.87 inches, providing a compact size perfect for everyday carry.
- Engraving: The message is laser-etched for lasting clarity, ensuring the text stays sharp through years of use on a keyring.
- Compatibility: Includes a standard split ring that fits any keyring, bag, or purse for versatile attachment.
This novelty keychain travels wherever the holder goes, offering a daily nod to the power of storytelling and a sharp reminder of the profession. It solves the need for a unique gift that celebrates both personality and professionalism, sparking conversation and adding humor to a busy newsroom cycle. Durable and sleek, it keeps the wearer's badge of curiosity close, reinforcing that every story matters.
