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Spread holiday cheer with a playful nod to the secretary profession. This Oval Ornament features the message "I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Secretary," making it a thoughtful gift for any secretary, colleague, or family member.
- Material: sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durable, vibrant display.
- Print: edge-to-edge sublimation printing for bright, long-lasting colors from every angle.
- Finish & Shape: white oval ornament that adds a clean, elegant look to the tree, desk, or shelf.
- Hanging: comes with a festive gold cord for easy, stylish hanging on a Christmas tree or in the office.
- Versatility: ideal as a home office decor accent or a humorous office gift for secretaries and admin professionals.
Designed for everyday enjoyment, this ornament is lightweight yet durable—perfect for homes with kids or pets. The high-gloss finish and edge-to-edge print ensure vivid colors that endure holiday celebrations year after year. The included gold cord makes decorating effortless, whether you’re brightening a Christmas tree, brightening a desk, or gifting a smile to someone special. It’s a unique, memorable way to recognize a secretary’s hard work and dedication.
