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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Ideal for office Christmas trees, this lightweight 2.75-inch piece is safe for homes with children or pets, thanks to its durable MDF construction. The festive gold cord makes hanging effortless, and the ornament's size fits comfortably on any branch without weighing it down. Its sturdy build means it can survive the bustle of holiday parties and the occasional bump from a curious pet.
The message, "I'm a sheriff deputy. I don't argue. I just explain why I'm right," offers a playful reminder of clear communication and calm leadership, making it a great gift for coworkers who value teamwork and thoughtful dialogue. The quote's straightforward tone pairs well with the ornament's simple, elegant shape, creating a balanced and memorable keepsake.
Add this unique holiday ornament to your collection and give your coworkers a thoughtful gift that celebrates teamwork, clarity, and a touch of humor. Add to cart and let the spirit of calm confidence light up your office tree this Christmas.
- Loved by office teams who appreciate calm confidence, this heart-shaped ornament showcases the sheriff deputy's calm stance in a festive setting.
- Ideal for holiday gatherings, it adds a playful touch to any office tree while reminding coworkers of the value of clear communication.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, the 2.75" tall piece resists breakage and stays bright through many holiday seasons, ensuring lasting charm.
- The printed quote, "I'm a sheriff deputy. I don't argue. I just explain why I'm right." brings a lighthearted, reassuring vibe to the workplace, echoing steady leadership.
- Add to cart and give your coworkers a unique holiday keepsake that celebrates teamwork and clarity, a thoughtful gift that brightens any office tree.