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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a favorite substitute teacher with a heart-shaped keepsake that brings holiday warmth and a wink of humor to any space. This ornament is designed for the substitute teacher in your life and makes a thoughtful, lighthearted token of appreciation.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished, lasting shine.
- Shape & Appearance: Classic heart-shaped ornament with a bright, glossy surface that catches light on a Christmas tree or garland.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for homes with kids or pets.
- Printed Quote: Features the humorous message: Caution: I'm A Retired Substitute Teacher. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!
- Giftability: A thoughtful option for men, women, friends, or family who appreciate classroom humor and heartfelt appreciation.
- Usage: Perfect for decorating trees, doors, or walls during the holidays or as a playful keepsake year-round.
More than just decor, this ornament expresses gratitude for a substitute teacher’s stories, patience, and dedication. Its durable construction ensures it remains a cherished memento across holiday seasons, while the lightweight design makes hanging simple and secure. A unique, personable gift that adds personality to any space and a smile to any teacher’s day.
