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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

A durable, humorous keepsake for surgeons and medical professionals, this rustproof stainless steel Surgeon Keychain is designed to be treasured and carried every day.

  • Material: Rustproof stainless steel that resists corrosion and discoloration, keeping its shine for years of daily use.
  • Engraving: Thoughtful, witty message designed to bring a smile—“I may be a surgeon, but I can't fix stupid people.”
  • Size: Compact and portable at 1.57 x 0.87 inches, ideal for a key ring or medical bag without bulk.
  • Durability: Sturdy construction built to endure hospital rounds, clinics, and everyday life without fading.
  • Gift-ready: A unique Valentine gift from friends, family, or coworkers that expresses appreciation in a memorable, practical way.
  • Versatility: Subtle, everyday accessory that stays on a key ring or clipped to a bag, serving as a constant reminder of a surgeon’s dedication.

This keychain goes beyond a simple accessory by combining practical daily use with a keepsake-worthy message. Its compact size makes it easy to tuck onto a key ring, while the durable, rustproof steel ensures the engraving remains legible over time. Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day, a birthday, or simply showing appreciation, it’s a thoughtful way to honor a surgeon’s hard work and sense of humor.

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