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Surgeon Snowflake Ornament I Cant Fix Stupid People Gift For Christmas
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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Celebrate the dedication of medical professionals with a durable, witty keepsake. This premium stainless steel snowflake ornament honors surgeons and their teams, making it a standout addition to Christmas trees or desk displays alike.

  • Material: Premium stainless steel with a silver-tone finish that resists tarnish and maintains a bright, polished look over time.
  • Size: 3.14 inches in diameter, compact enough for tree branches, glass display cabinets, or a bedside desk.
  • Design: Snowflake silhouette featuring the engraved joke, “I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can’t Fix Stupid People.”
  • Finish & Durability: Silver-tone surface that catches light beautifully and is designed to remain handsome year after year; shatterproof for everyday display in busy medical spaces and homes.
  • Giftability: A thoughtful, one-of-a-kind gift for surgeons, residents, colleagues, friends, and family—ideal for holidays or year-end appreciation.
  • Display Versatility: More than a ornament, it’s a conversation starter that complements both festive trees and professional workspaces.

This ornament goes beyond decoration by offering a lighthearted nod to a surgeon’s daily life while delivering lasting quality. Its durable construction ensures it remains a cherished keepsake for seasons to come, sparking smiles whether hung on a tree or perched on a desk.

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