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Tax season can feel like a marathon, but a witty heart-shaped ornament turns the grind into a grin. It showcases the bold line, "Don't Trust A Tax Preparer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot," reminding every accountant that caffeine and candid humor fuel the day.
This gift is great for the dedicated CPA, freelance tax pro, or anyone who loves a good laugh while filing. It fits seamlessly on a holiday tree, in a home office, or as a playful desk accessory during the festive season. Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, weighing only half an ounce.
Sublimated edge-to-edge printing keeps the quote bright and vivid, while the included gold cord makes hanging effortless and safe for households with children or pets. Add this humorous holiday keepsake to your cart and give the tax professional in your life a reminder that a good laugh is as essential as a well-filed return.
Let the tree sparkle with this unique gift and spark conversations that bring smiles to everyone around.
Tax Preparer Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Coffee Lover Gift
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This gift is great for the dedicated CPA, freelance tax pro, or anyone who loves a good laugh while filing. It fits seamlessly on a holiday tree, in a home office, or as a playful desk accessory during the festive season. Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, weighing only half an ounce.
Sublimated edge-to-edge printing keeps the quote bright and vivid, while the included gold cord makes hanging effortless and safe for households with children or pets. Add this humorous holiday keepsake to your cart and give the tax professional in your life a reminder that a good laugh is as essential as a well-filed return.
Let the tree sparkle with this unique gift and spark conversations that bring smiles to everyone around.
- Loved by busy tax professionals who appreciate a dash of humor, this ornament reminds them that even the most serious jobs can have a lighter side and it fits perfectly on any holiday tree, adding a playful touch to the office or home décor.
- Ideal for Christmas celebrations, this keepsake brings a chuckle to family gatherings and office parties, making it a memorable addition to holiday traditions and it serves as a lasting reminder of the season's joy and the importance of a good laugh.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight, 0.5-oz ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick.
- Loved by those who know the truth, this ornament carries the quote 'Don't trust a tax preparer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot', reminding them that a good laugh is essential during tax season.
- Add this witty holiday keepsake to your cart and give the tax pro in your life a gift that sparks joy and laughter. It's the great surprise that will light up their office and bring smiles to everyone around.
