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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Show off true Texas pride this Christmas with our Texas Snowflake Ornament. Crafted from premium stainless steel and designed to last, this shatterproof decoration measures 3.14 inches in diameter and features an engraved, tongue-in-cheek quote: 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Texas'. Hang it on your tree or display it in the office to spark smiles during the holidays.
Features:
- Shatterproof stainless steel construction for durable, safe, long-lasting display.
- Classic snowflake shape with bold Texas pride that stands out.
- Precisely sized at 3.14 inches for versatile tree or desk use.
- Engraved quote adds humor and ensures the message lasts.
- Versatile display options: tree, garland, office, or mantel.
- Thoughtful gift for Texans, friends, family, or coworkers.
- Low-maintenance care—wipe clean and enjoy year after year.
Final Thoughts
With its durable construction and playful Texas-specific humor, this ornament is more than décor—it’s a keepsake that sparks conversation and pride. Perfect for holiday gifting or personal display, it helps celebrate the Lone Star State all season long. Shop now to secure this unique Texas keepsake.
