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Perfect for Tool Makers and humor-loving DIY enthusiasts, this oval ornament delivers a playful punch to holiday décor. It features the exact message: "I'm A Tool Maker. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a clean, long-lasting look.
- Finish: High-gloss coating that enhances durability and gives a polished, premium feel.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing for bright, vivid colors that stand out on the tree.
- Shape: White oval ornament designed to showcase the bold typography and message.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy display on a Christmas tree or hook.
- Design Intent: Quote-driven design tailored to Tool Makers and anyone who appreciates a witty, cheeky gift.
- Occasion: Ideal as a Christmas gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love tinkering and humor.
This ornament adds personality to holiday decor while staying durable enough for years of handling. The vivid sublimation print keeps the message readable and lively, making it a memorable conversation starter. With its sturdy MDF build and gleaming finish, it’s a standout gift that blends festive flair with a dash of sarcasm, ready to hang wherever you want a touch of playful techie humor.
