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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Add a touch of holiday humor to a massage therapist’s space with a durable snowflake ornament. Designed for therapists who love a playful wink, it features the line: “I'm A Massage Therapist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.”
- Material: premium stainless steel for durability and safety.
- Size: 3.14 inches in diameter, making it a noticeable yet unobtrusive decoration.
- Design: snowflake silhouette with a hanging loop and coordinating chain for easy display.
- Message: prominently displays the sarcastic quote to bring a smile to colleagues, friends, or clients.
- Vibe: shatterproof, low-maintenance ornament that stands up to regular holiday use.
- Display options: perfect for Christmas trees, desks, mantels, or windowsills.
- Gift suitability: an ideal, unique gift for massage therapists, coworkers, or loved ones who appreciate humor.
This ornament delivers a lighthearted way to celebrate the season while recognizing the hard work of massage therapists. Its durable stainless steel construction ensures it stays bright and intact year after year, and the compact 3.14-inch size makes it easy to place on a tree, shelf, or desk. The included hanging chain keeps setup simple, so you can share a joke and a smile without fuss. A thoughtful and fun gift that stands out in any holiday display.
