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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the passion for city design with a compact, durable stainless steel keychain built for urban planners and enthusiasts alike. It proudly displays the message: "I May Be An Urban Planner, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Material: Stainless steel that resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration for everyday carry.
- Size: 1.57 x 0.87 inches — small, lightweight, and unobtrusive on keys or bags.
- Engraving: Crisp, long-lasting laser-engraved inscription that remains legible with daily use.
- Versatility: Attaches securely to keys, backpacks, or lanyards for quick access wherever you go.
- Gift-Ready: Ideal Valentine, birthday, or “just because” gift for urban planners, colleagues, or fans of the field.
- Target Audience: Thoughtful for men, women, friends, and coworkers who appreciate humor and the urban planning profession.
This keychain blends practicality with personality. Its durable construction stands up to daily wear, while the playful engraving offers a lighthearted nod to the challenges and realities urban planners navigate. It’s a subtle way to show you understand their work, spark a smile in meetings, and keep essential keys within easy reach—whether on the job site, at the office, or during a commute. A thoughtful, unique keepsake that travels with them year after year, turning everyday moments into a small, meaningful gesture.
