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Vermont Snowflake Ornament Funny Quote - And The Wise One Said 'F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont' Gifts
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Celebrate Vermont pride with a playful, premium stainless steel snowflake ornament designed for Vermont enthusiasts. It carries a bold, humorous message that nods to the Green Mountain State: And The Wise One Said 'F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont'.

  • Material: Premium stainless steel for durable, safe display
  • Size: 3.14 inches in diameter, sized to fit most Christmas trees and snowflake collections
  • Design: Classic snowflake shape with a Vermont-themed quote that stands out in any decor
  • Display & Durability: Built to last for holiday seasons and year-round indoor display
  • Gift-ready for Vermont lovers: A thoughtful, unique keepsake for friends, family, or coworkers who love the Green Mountain State

This ornament offers a durable, conversation-starting keepsake that captures a sense of Vermont pride without sacrificing style. Its sturdy stainless steel construction ensures it can be enjoyed for many holidays, while the playful quote adds personality to any tree, mantle, or snowflake-themed display. Ideal for gifting to both men and women who cherish Vermont, this ornament turns a simple decoration into a memorable expression of affinity for the Green Mountain State.

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