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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Escape to the Green Mountain State with this Vermont Snowflake Ornament, a witty keepsake for Christmas lovers and Vermont fans. Crafted from premium stainless steel, it’s shatterproof and safe for the Christmas tree or as a decorative accent. The piece features a bold quote: "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont." With a 3.14-inch diameter, it fits beautifully on branches or mantels alike.
Features:
- Premium stainless steel construction for lasting durability and a polished finish.
- Shatterproof design keeps its gleam in busy homes.
- Elegant snowflake motif adds timeless holiday charm.
- 3.14-inch diameter sits perfectly on trees or mantles.
- Humorous Vermont quote delivers laughs and regional pride.
- Versatile gift option for friends, family, coworkers, and Vermont lovers.
- Designed to hang on a branch or display on a mantle.
Final Thoughts
With its durable construction, playful quote, and unmistakable Vermont flair, this Snowflake Ornament stands out in any holiday display. It’s a thoughtful gift for anyone who loves the Green Mountain State. Order yours today and bring a touch of Vermont humor to your Christmas decor.
