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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This Vice President Oval Ornament transforms holiday decor into a platform for humor and leadership, featuring the bold statement "All men are created equal but the coolest become a vice president". Designed for families and professionals alike, its witty twist on traditional ornaments creates instant conversation around any tree or gathering space.
- Shape and Size: Compact 3.25-inch oval silhouette fits evenly on small or large Christmas trees.
- Durable Construction: Built from rigid MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for strength and protection.
- Vivid Printing: Sublimation technology keeps the black lettering bright and resistant to fading season after season.
- Hanging Setup: Pre-installed gold cord allows for quick attachment to branch tips anywhere in the home.
- Child-Friendly Build: Lightweight yet sturdy design reduces the risk of breakage if touched during family events.
Perfect for rewarding ambitious friends, partners, or colleagues during the festive season, this ornament delivers lasting value beyond one-time use. Its robust construction ensures it holds up in busy households where decorations might move around, while the humorous message encourages smiles whenever it catches someone's eye. Whether displayed personally or gifted under the tree, it reinforces the idea that ambition belongs everywhere, making every holiday display feel uniquely personal.
