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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the Evergreen State with a playful twist. Our Funny Washington Oval Ornament is the perfect gift for Washington fans who love a good laugh, designed to brighten any tree or display with a dash of Pacific Northwest charm. It features the message "F--k This Shit."
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish
- Design & Shape: Oval ornament with a witty Washington-themed quote
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, safe for households with children or pets
- Use & Giftability: Ideal for decorating Christmas trees, mantels, or gifting to family, friends, coworkers, or someone who recently moved to Washington
This ornament goes beyond simple decor by giving supporters of the Pacific Northwest a humorous, shareable moment. It’s especially well-suited for: - Washington natives and longtime fans who want to celebrate their state with personality - Gifts for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a lighthearted, region-focused nod - New residents or recent movers who want a fun reminder of their new home
