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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate Washington pride with a distinctive Glide Lock Bracelet designed for Washington enthusiasts and anyone who loves a little humor in their everyday style. It features the bold quote: "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Washington."
- Glide Lock Clasp: A sleek, secure closure that slides open and closed for easy wear and removal.
- Materials: Crafted from silver-toned metal, black stainless steel, and durable silicone for long-lasting wear and comfort.
- Adjustable Fit: Flexible sizing to fit most wrist sizes, ensuring a personalized, comfortable feel.
- Durability: Built to resist rust and corrosion, making it suitable for daily wear and various activities.
- Washington-inspired Design: A subtle yet bold nod to the Evergreen State with a humorous, memorable quote.
- Gift-ready for Special Occasions: A thoughtful choice for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or any moment when you want to celebrate Washington pride.
This bracelet offers a tangible expression of independence and a playful nod to Washington living. Its durable construction and adjustable fit make it suitable for daily wear, outdoor adventures, or casual city life, while the bold quote sparks conversation and smiles. Ideal for friends, family, or coworkers who love the Evergreen State—whether they’re long-time residents or recent movers—it's a meaningful, memorable gift for Valentine’s Day or any occasion that calls for a fun, personal touch.
