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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Introducing the Washington Lovers Heart Ornament—a playful, Washington-themed keepsake perfect for anyone proud of the Evergreen State. It features the humorous message: 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Washington.'
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for vivid, long-lasting color.
- Shape: Heart-shaped design that celebrates love for Washington and the Pacific Northwest.
- Finish: Bright, durable print designed to resist fading through seasons of decorating.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy display on Christmas trees, garlands, or hooks.
- Durability: Lightweight and break-resistant, a practical choice for homes with children or pets.
- Gift-ready appeal: A unique, humorous gift for Washington lovers, friends, family, or coworkers.
This ornament goes beyond simple decor by capturing a sense of place with personality. It’s ideal for holiday trees, mantels, or office displays, and it makes a memorable gift for native Washingtonians or anyone who proudly declares their love for the Evergreen State. The combination of durable materials, vibrant printing, and a witty message ensures it stays a conversation starter year after year.
