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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Celebrate technical expertise with a festive touch using this heart-shaped ornament designed specifically for database administrators. Featuring the statement, "All men are created equal but the coolest become a database administrator," it balances professional pride with seasonal humor for your tree or mantel display.
- Shape and Construction: Crafted from a durable MDF core with a high-gloss finish suitable for long-term household use.
- Hanging Hardware: Equipped with a festive gold cord to allow easy attachment to branches without straining delicate hooks.
- Dimensions and Weight: Constructed at 1/8-inch thickness and weighing just 0.5 ounces for lightweight stability and minimal impact.
- Printing Technique: Utilizes edge-to-edge sublimation to guarantee vivid colors that resist fading under holiday lights.
- Safety Profile: Engineered with sturdy construction to resist breaking, minimizing risk in households with active children or pets.
This unique piece instantly recognizes the specific blend of technical skill and humor that defines the database administration profession. Durable materials ensure it withstands handling, preventing damage when swapped between shelves or trees annually. Bright sublimated ink captures the full message clearly, allowing colleagues and family members to read the text easily under varying ambient lighting conditions.
