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If you're a groundskeeper who takes pride in a perfectly manicured lawn, you'll appreciate a gift that mirrors your daily grind with a dash of humor. This circular ornament captures the essence of a hardworking yard hero who never skips coffee and never shies from a good swear. Its bright, edge-to-edge print showcases the quote in full, making it a standout piece for any holiday display today.
Designed for friends, family, or coworkers who love a good laugh, this Christmas ornament fits any occasion—from office parties to family gatherings. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish ensure it stays vivid even after months of handling, while the lightweight build keeps it safe in homes with pets or children.
The ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, weighing just half an ounce. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, so you can drape it on a tree, mantle, or even a garden trellis. The sublimation process guarantees a crisp, long-lasting image that won't fade or peel.
Add this cheeky Christmas ornament to your collection and give a gift that's as bold as the quote itself. It's the great way to celebrate the season with a touch of irreverent charm. Add to cart and let the laughter begin.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Designed for friends, family, or coworkers who love a good laugh, this Christmas ornament fits any occasion—from office parties to family gatherings. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish ensure it stays vivid even after months of handling, while the lightweight build keeps it safe in homes with pets or children.
The ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, weighing just half an ounce. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, so you can drape it on a tree, mantle, or even a garden trellis. The sublimation process guarantees a crisp, long-lasting image that won't fade or peel.
Add this cheeky Christmas ornament to your collection and give a gift that's as bold as the quote itself. It's the great way to celebrate the season with a touch of irreverent charm. Add to cart and let the laughter begin.
- Made for gardening enthusiasts and humor lovers who appreciate a bold, witty reminder that even the most dedicated groundskeepers need caffeine to keep their spirits high during the busy lawn maintenance season.
- Great for Christmas parties, holiday gift exchanges, or as a quirky stocking stuffer, this ornament brings a touch of irreverent charm that will delight friends and family alike during the festive season and spread laughter among loved ones.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 2.75″ tall, 1/8″ thick ornament features edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid colors, a lightweight design.
- Made for those who love a good laugh, this ornament reminds you in bold print: 'don't trust a groundskeeper that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot', sparking giggles and a sense of camaraderie.
- Add to cart and let this cheeky Christmas ornament bring a splash of humor to your tree for a festive surprise that will keep everyone smiling all holiday season and celebrate together with joy today.
