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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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This heart-shaped Christmas ornament is tailored for landscape designers and anyone who appreciates a good laugh about the profession. Featuring the printed message "All men are created equal but the coolest become a landscape designer," it serves as a humorous and festive addition to holiday decor, making it an ideal gift for friends, family, or coworkers.
- Heart-Shaped Design: Measures 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick with a compact, lightweight build weighing just 0.5 ounces.
- Durable Construction: Crafted from a sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating that provides a smooth, polished surface.
- Edge-to-Edge Printing: Utilizes a sublimation process to guarantee the quote remains crisp, vivid, and seamless without borders or gaps.
- Easy Hanging: Equipped with a gold cord for quick and stress-free decoration on Christmas trees, mantles, or walls.
- Pet and Child Safe: The lightweight, break-resistant design withstands the playful tug-of-war common during holiday decorating in busy households.
This ornament delivers a chuckle and a nod to the craft in one delightful package. The high-gloss finish enhances the vividness of the printed text, ensuring the humorous message stays fresh and eye-catching throughout the season. Its durability makes it a reliable choice for office decorations, holiday parties, or as a thoughtful surprise gift that sparks conversation. By combining practical design with professional humor, this keepsake celebrates the playful side of landscape design while fitting neatly into any festive environment.
