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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Designed for professionals who handle complex projects and difficult clients, this heart-shaped ornament brings a touch of humor to the holiday season. Featured prominently on the glossy surface is the relatable message, "I MAY BE A LANDSCAPE DESIGNER, BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID PEOPLE." It serves as a perfect gift for designers, architects, or anyone working in the outdoors, adding a witty accent to Christmas trees, wreaths, or mantels while celebrating the creative spirit of the recipient.
- Material and Finish: Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating, this ornament is more resistant to breakage than glass or ceramic options. The surface features a crisp, edge-to-edge print with sharp lettering that maintains its clarity and brightness throughout the season.
- Dimensions and Weight: Measuring 2.75 inches tall and weighing just 0.5 ounces, the ornament is lightweight enough to hang easily without bending tree branches, yet substantial enough to stay securely in place.
- Hanging Mechanism: A gold cord is pre-attached, allowing for easy suspension on any tree, wreath, or display hook. The classic heart shape and clean design complement various holiday themes, from traditional red and gold to modern minimalist décor.
- Durable Construction: The high-gloss plastic finish protects the design from fading and environmental wear, ensuring it remains a reusable keepsake for future holiday seasons.
This ornament serves as a reliable conversation starter during family gatherings and festive workplace parties, offering a playful nod to the daily challenges of landscape design. Whether given to a parent, mentor, or coworker, it transforms a standard decoration into a memorable gift that sparks laughter. Perfect for landscape designers who appreciate a good laugh, this piece adds a unique, funny touch to your holiday décor while providing a heartfelt appreciation for their hard work and creative problem-solving.
