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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

For the mixologist who loves to stir up a good laugh, this snowflake ornament delivers a playful nod to their craft. The bold quote, printed in crisp lettering, sits atop a polished stainless-steel shell that catches the light like a tiny constellation. Its 3.14-inch diameter makes it a wonderful size for a tree or a tabletop display.

Holiday shoppers seeking a unique surprise will find this piece a standout. It's ideal for gifting to friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a spirited conversation over a cocktail. The ornament's shatterproof construction ensures it stays safe even when it's the center of attention at a party.

Crafted from premium stainless steel, the ornament boasts a sleek, mirror-like finish that resists scratches and tarnish. Its durable build means it can survive the hustle of holiday décor changes, making it a lasting keepsake that will be displayed year after year.

Whether you're looking for a witty gift that sparks conversation or a holiday keepsake that reflects a love of cocktails, this ornament delivers. Make it yours today.
  • A thoughtful pick for friends who love to stir up fun, this ornament celebrates the spirited life of a mixologist. It's the wonderful addition to any holiday décor that sparks conversation and laughter.
  • Designed for Christmas celebrations, the ornament shines bright on the tree or as a tabletop accent. Its playful vibe makes it an ideal surprise for holiday parties, gifting joy to those who enjoy a good drink.
  • Crafted from premium stainless steel, the 3.14-inch diameter piece is shatterproof and durable. Its sleek finish ensures it withstands the holiday hustle while remaining a polished keepsake.
  • When you hang this ornament, the printed quote—'Mixologist. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.'—reminds the wearer that confidence can be shared with humor, turning a simple decoration into a statement of personality.
  • Make it yours and let the holiday season sparkle with a touch of bartender bravado, and enjoy the festive glow that celebrates every spirited moment.

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