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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This polished stainless steel snowflake ornament is a humorous holiday gift designed for bank tellers, featuring the witty quote, "All men are created equal but the coolest become a teller." Its sleek, reflective surface catches every angle, turning a simple tree decoration into a conversation starter that appeals to those who appreciate a touch of irony and professional pride. Ideal for hanging in a living room, office, or study, it pairs well with both modern and traditional tree styles.
- Premium Material: Crafted from stainless steel, this ornament is shatterproof and durable, ensuring it can be used year after year without breaking or losing its finish.
- Dimensions: The ornament measures 3.14 inches in diameter, offering a substantial presence that is easy to display.
- Polished Finish: The reflective surface catches light during evening gatherings, creating a gentle sparkle while resisting tarnish to keep the shine bright.
- Minimalist Design: The classic snowflake cutout with circular tips balances elegance and fun, working seamlessly alongside classic baubles or modern crystal spheres.
- Secure Hang: A sturdy loop and chain at the top ensure safe hanging, while the metal weight provides a stable base that prevents wobbling on uneven branches.
Built for friends and colleagues who love witty sayings, this ornament brings a lighthearted twist to the festive atmosphere and sparks conversation among guests. Its durable construction means it is a lasting keepsake that celebrates individuality, while the clever text offers a memorable, personal touch that feels unlike standard store-bought decorations. Whether used as a workplace gift or a personal tree topper, it delivers a playful charm that brightens the season and honors the unique flair of the recipient.
