Be Our Guest But Don’t Expect Much Coir Doormat – Funny Welcome Mat | Rustic Farmhouse Front Porch Decor | Year-Round Entryway Rug
Be Our Guest But Don’t Expect Much Coir Doormat – Funny Welcome Mat | Rustic Farmhouse Front Porch Decor | Year-Round Entryway Rug
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Welcome guests with a laugh (and a little honesty)! 😂
Our “Be Our Guest (But Don’t Expect Much)” Coir Doormat is the perfect blend of humor and hospitality. With its bold modern typography and rustic texture, this mat adds charm and personality to any entryway — ideal for homes that don’t take themselves too seriously.
Crafted from 100% natural coir fibers, this durable mat traps dirt and debris while keeping your floors clean and your guests smiling. The non-slip PVC backing ensures it stays securely in place, whether it’s greeting family, friends, or delivery drivers. Perfect for any season, this doormat makes a thoughtful housewarming, hostess, or holiday gift.
Key Features
😆 Playful Welcome Design: “Be Our Guest (But Don’t Expect Much)” — funny and relatable for every household.
🌾 Durable Natural Coir: Made from eco-friendly coconut husk fibers for superior dirt-trapping power.
🏡 Versatile Year-Round Use: Perfect for porches, patios, mudrooms, or indoor entryways.
💧 Easy Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to clean; best used under covered areas.
🎁 Perfect Gift Idea: Great for housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone who loves a little front porch humor!
Product Specifications
- Material: 100% Coir (natural coconut fiber)
- Backing: Non-slip PVC
- Thickness: 0.6" (approx.)
- Sizes Available: 16" × 24", 18" × 30"
- Weight: ~4 lbs
- Usage: For covered outdoor or indoor entryways
- Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to remove debris; keep dry to prolong life
Holidays
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Halloween🦇
Halloween GiftsCelebrate spooky season in style with our Halloween Gift Collection! From witchy welcome mats to hauntingly fun home décor, each piece adds a touch of playful charm to your space. Whether you’re hosting a party, decorating your porch, or finding a festive gift, these handcrafted treasures make every home a little more boo-tiful! 👻
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Thanksgiving🦃
Thanksgiving GiftsGive thanks in style with our Thanksgiving Gift Collection — a warm blend of autumn colors, cozy textures, and heartfelt details. From seasonal décor to thoughtful hostess gifts, these designs capture the spirit of gratitude and gathering. Perfect for creating a welcoming home where memories (and pumpkin pies!) are made. 🍂
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Christmas🎄
Christmas Gifts and DecorationsMake the season merry and bright with our Christmas Gift Collection! From festive home décor to thoughtful personalized gifts, each piece is crafted to spread joy and sparkle. Whether you’re decking the halls, filling stockings, or surprising loved ones, our holiday favorites make every celebration unforgettable. ✨🎁
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This was so perfect for my MIL who really needed a laugh. It was a beautiful necklace too
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